Inkstone Nick

Forget da schmoozoola.  Lets talk bout wheels, you and me.

Ok.

Southern car.
  You know whadda I mean?
No Rust.  None.  Nowhere. Nada.
 Its all dat dry heat dey got.
I'd sell dis car to my ma...

I'm sure you would.  But how do you know?

Wha-a-a-t?  Whadda ya see?
In da trunk, down da wheel wells.
You see rust?  No.  No way.  Nuttin.

No-no.
How do you know it's a Southern car?

Whats it say?
Dat bucket down with
da lu nuts in it.

Kentucky Fried Chicken.
That means it's from down South?

Trust me.  So whadda ya say, my Chinese is gettin kinda cold.
Whaddaya gimme for it?

Nick
Nick

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H-m-m-m.
You throw in the lug nuts?

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