Salesmen.  They're everywhere and boy can they be slick.
Slicker than Simonized snakes.
               Slicker than an account guy's hair dressing.
                              Slicker even than copy that tries a little too hard. Maybe we exaggerate.  But maybe not.

Everyone has a war story about their personal confrontation with a slick salesman.  [Some even have trophies.]  At best, they're stories about miscommunication.  At worse, outright deceit.  Somewhere in the middle are the sales people who simply over-promise.

Allow us to tip our cards.  We're Inkstone and we'd like to sell you some printing.. And have we got a slick, special introductory offer just for you.  It's called...

 The Inkstone Trust-free Program.